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Welcome to patripples.

I'm Patrick!

Patrick

Here's What I Do.

What is here.

  • Projects and Rates – Find out what I offer you and how much it will cost.
  • Nonstandard Writing – Ever wonder what it'd be like if an SEO master chose to break all the rules? You can find exactly that in my writings. (For your content, I will follow all the rules.)
  • SVG art, logos, and characters – Want a fast-loading icon, logo, or character design? I am your guy.

How I Help You.

  • Drive You Sales - Want more sales? With a 92% in-person conversion rate, I offer you that, digitally.
  • Build On Your Small Business Systems - Clunky inventory system slowing you down? Get ahold of me.
  • Talk About You - Do you do great work for others, and still struggle to sell yourself? Let me help.
The Cartographer

Hi! I'm The Cartographer.

You must be who they sent to help. I knew they'd send someone.

As you can see, I've become calcified - and relegated.

Oh, you're not who they sent to help? You must be here to chat with the other guy.

Kinda Not Wearing Green energy, not gonna lie.

Anyway, I don't know what you're doing down here. He's right up there.

I'll just... stand here.