Welcome to patripples.
Hi, I'm Patrick
Here's What I Do.
Amazing
Yes, I know.
Hi! I'm The Cartographer.
You must be who they sent to help. I knew they'd send someone.
As you can see, I've become calcified.
Oh, you're not who they sent to help? You must be here to chat with the other guy.
Anyway, I don't know what you're standing around here. He's right over there.
I'll just... wait here.
What is here.
- Projects and Rates – Find out what I offer you and how much it will cost.
- Nonstandard Writing – Ever wonder what it'd be like if an SEO master chose to break all the rules? You can find exactly that in my writings.
- SVG art, logos, and characters – Want a fast-loading icon, logo, or character design? I am your guy.
How I Help You.
- Drive You Sales - Want more sales? I will translate my high in-person conversion rate into a repeatable strategy for you.
- Build On Your Small Business Systems - Clunky inventory system slowing you down? Get ahold of me.
- Talk About You - Do you do great work for others, and still struggle to sell yourself? Let me help.