Welcome to patripples.
I'm Patrick!
Here's What I Do.
- I drive sales.
- I build websites with Nextjs.
- I build management tools with Python.
- I write and edit content that converts.
- I create logo and character SVGs in Inkscape.
What is here.
- Projects and Rates – Find out what I offer you and how much it will cost.
- Nonstandard Writing – Ever wonder what it'd be like if an SEO master chose to break all the rules? You can find exactly that in my writings. (For your content, I will follow all the rules.)
- SVG art, logos, and characters – Want a fast-loading icon, logo, or character design? I am your guy.
How I Help You.
- Drive You Sales - Want more sales? With a 92% in-person conversion rate, I offer you that, digitally.
- Build On Your Small Business Systems - Clunky inventory system slowing you down? Get ahold of me.
- Talk About You - Do you do great work for others, and still struggle to sell yourself? Let me help.
Hi! I'm The Cartographer.
You must be who they sent to help. I knew they'd send someone.
As you can see, I've become calcified - and relegated.
Oh, you're not who they sent to help? You must be here to chat with the other guy.
Kinda Not Wearing Green energy, not gonna lie.
Anyway, I don't know what you're doing down here. He's right up there.
I'll just... stand here.